Papa Wes stayed home from work today to take care of me. He took me back to the V.E.T., and I made lots of new friends. I may be under the weather but my personality still draws people to me, so I couldn’t disappoint any of them. Wes said I worked the crowd in the waiting room at Veterinary Referrals of Hickory like a politician. I even managed to get my snout up a woman’s shirt. Wes got blamed for that one. Sorry for embarrassing you man. I also planted a kiss on the doggie nurse who took me back for my workup. They drew blood again and gave me a shot and sent me home with a bunch of pills. They think I have ammonia (or is it anemia?), have eaten too many bones (or have some kind of bone marrow problem?) and/or I’ve got the Arthur (or is it arthritis?).The doc has been using really big words and my attention deficient disorder kicked in. Wes and I make a good team when our ADD kicks in at the same time. I’ve had it pretty ruff the last few days but there were doggies at the V.E.T. that have it worse than me. One poor feller had a cast on his leg because his person sat on him. Then one guy was having such a bad day he snapped at me. After I sniffed out all of the exam room doors and a cat in a baby carrier, Wes paid the bill, (we won’t mention how much it was) and he drove me back home. I got to see my little sis Lexie and we took a walk down the street toward Barney and Opie’s house. Since then I’ve just been chillin’ in the kitchen trying to say hydrated. I’m not one to beg, but if you could, say a prayer for me that I get well soon.
Thursday, November 15, 2012
Saturday, October 15, 2011
Wednesday, October 5, 2011
Students pen story about dog
Sounds like Cheryl met some cool kids on her visit to Oak Hill Elementary School today. And smart, too. Here’s a few photos of them and a story they wrote about a great subject: Me.

Visiting the Bulldogs

Monday, September 5, 2011
Happy early birthday Alison
The people had Alison's 16th birthday party up at Nana and Pawpaw's this weekend. It was a bonfire/marshmallow/weenie roast/swimming/camping party. I told them they were crazy for mixing water, fire and teenagers. Maybe I was just a bit bitter that Lexie and I were left off the guest list. The excuse was there's a mama bear and 2 cubs loose up near Table Rock and they might eat us. Good point. Despite our absence, all seemed to go well, except for the people being dog tired after it was all over and poor Duchess almost getting hypothermia. Wes, Cheryl, Alison, 2 of her friends and Duchess stayed overnight in a tent. Though the people packed two SUV loads worth of stuff for the party and camping trip, they forgot Duchess’ sleeping bag. Back to Alison – she officially turns 16 on Friday and since we didn’t get eaten by a bear we will be around to wish her a happy birthday on the actually day. Don't worry about changing your driving patterns on Friday because she got her permit late and can't get her license until April 1. That’s no April fools!
Friday, August 12, 2011
Zipping through the trees
Except for the scales that the V.E.T. lifts me up on when I go for my annual wellness check-up, I have never been very far off the ground. It’s safe to say, though, that I’m a scardy cat when it comes to heights. Apparently Cheryl is not. This past week during her first day of Leadership Burke, she got to fly through the trees at Catawba Meadows Park. It was one of the activities listed under “team building” on the first day’s agenda. The video is of the longest zip starting from only about 50 feet off the ground.
Ruff. Ruff.


A few years ago after Lexie overheard a conversation the people were having, she came to me and said, “Guess what I heard? We are getting a new ruff.”
I questioned her, “A new ruff. What does that mean? Is something wrong with my ruff? Are they replacing it with a new one? Are we getting another dog that goes ‘ruff’?”
She said, “I don’t know, that’s just what I heard.”
One year went by. Two years went by. Almost three years went by, and no one got a new ruff, and we didn’t hear anything else about a new ruff. I actually had almost forgotten about it.
Then at 6:22 a.m. Thursday morning a convoy of work trucks and worker men converged on our front lawn, backed a dump truck up to the side of the house, extended ladders into the early morning sky and hopped up on the house with hammers.
Ruff. Ruff. Ruff, said Lexie.
Ruff. Ruff. Ruff. Ruff, said Duchess.
Ruff. Ruff. Ruff. Ruff, Ruff, said me.
Meanwhile, the people, seemingly oblivious to men on top of our house, stayed in the bed.
“Hello,” I cried under Wes and Cheryl’s bedroom window. “Get out here quick.”
Finally 30 minutes later, we heard Wes rustling around in the kitchen and then a sleepy-eyed Cheryl emerged from inside the house.
“What’s going on, Bax?” she asked.
“You didn’t hear the pitter patter of strange men on the house?” I asked back.
“Everything’s OK, guys, we are just getting a new roof today,” she said.
“A new ruff?” Lexie asked.
“No, a new roof,” Cheryl said.
The light bulb came on in my head faster then it came on in Lexie’s.
“So, did a conversation about a new roof first come up about two and a half years ago?” I asked.
“Something like that,” Cheryl said, “We’ve been putting it off for a few years now and are finally getting around to it.”
She went on to explain that for our safety we needed to be confined to the sunroom while the roofers were working and that if they happened to leave one of the gates open, we were not allowed to run out.
“They are supposed to clean up when they are done,” Cheryl said, “but please don’t eat any shingle pieces they may leave behind.”
While Lexie will put anything in her mouth, I vowed not to get any shingles. It might mess up my ruff.
I questioned her, “A new ruff. What does that mean? Is something wrong with my ruff? Are they replacing it with a new one? Are we getting another dog that goes ‘ruff’?”
She said, “I don’t know, that’s just what I heard.”
One year went by. Two years went by. Almost three years went by, and no one got a new ruff, and we didn’t hear anything else about a new ruff. I actually had almost forgotten about it.
Then at 6:22 a.m. Thursday morning a convoy of work trucks and worker men converged on our front lawn, backed a dump truck up to the side of the house, extended ladders into the early morning sky and hopped up on the house with hammers.
Ruff. Ruff. Ruff, said Lexie.
Ruff. Ruff. Ruff. Ruff, said Duchess.
Ruff. Ruff. Ruff. Ruff, Ruff, said me.
Meanwhile, the people, seemingly oblivious to men on top of our house, stayed in the bed.
“Hello,” I cried under Wes and Cheryl’s bedroom window. “Get out here quick.”
Finally 30 minutes later, we heard Wes rustling around in the kitchen and then a sleepy-eyed Cheryl emerged from inside the house.
“What’s going on, Bax?” she asked.
“You didn’t hear the pitter patter of strange men on the house?” I asked back.
“Everything’s OK, guys, we are just getting a new roof today,” she said.
“A new ruff?” Lexie asked.
“No, a new roof,” Cheryl said.
The light bulb came on in my head faster then it came on in Lexie’s.
“So, did a conversation about a new roof first come up about two and a half years ago?” I asked.
“Something like that,” Cheryl said, “We’ve been putting it off for a few years now and are finally getting around to it.”
She went on to explain that for our safety we needed to be confined to the sunroom while the roofers were working and that if they happened to leave one of the gates open, we were not allowed to run out.
“They are supposed to clean up when they are done,” Cheryl said, “but please don’t eat any shingle pieces they may leave behind.”
While Lexie will put anything in her mouth, I vowed not to get any shingles. It might mess up my ruff.
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