Baby it’s cold outside

10 ways to know it’s cold outside

1 You need an extra blanket on top of the extra blanket on the bed.
2 You want to sleep in the same bed as your sister to conserve body heat.
3 Your water in your water bowl freezes over.
4 You have to dig through a layer of frost before you can dig for a mole.
5 You hear Wes squeal like a pig when Cheryl puts her feet on him.
6 You spread out your potty breaks or even hold everything in because it might freeze when it comes out.
7 You can’t get the song “Baby It’s Cold Outside” out of your head.
8 When the weatherman tells you to protect your pets, plants and pipes.
9 You can’t feel your toes after watching Freedom High School’s Marching Band in the Morganton Christmas parade.
10 Your lip sticks to the flagpole after a triple dog dare like in that movie.